Hear what the critics are saying about
Three Piece Combo's self-titled debut CD:
"Breadwinner rumbles with Uriah Heep and satan has a gushing orgasm. Are you ready for it?" - Lisa Arnold - Milkwalk
Okay.. okay.. this isn't a real quote.
But ever see a band's press kit containing a dozen of these such micro-reviews?
A half dozen adjectives mixed with a few incongruous references
cannot possibly convey a worthwhile description of such an abstract medium.
So why not cut out the middleman and write a PHP script
which more or less generates the same thing?
Would you like another meaningless and randomly generated quote?
(and show history)
randomly generated press quote