Hear what the critics are saying about Three Piece Combo's self-titled debut CD:

"Primus attacks Motorhead and nobody comes out alive. I wish I heard this nine years ago." - Walt Coleman - Steak Lunch

Okay.. okay.. this isn't a real quote. But ever see a band's press kit containing a dozen of these such micro-reviews? A half dozen adjectives mixed with a few incongruous references cannot possibly convey a worthwhile description of such an abstract medium. So why not cut out the middleman and write a PHP script which more or less generates the same thing?

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