Hear what the critics are saying about Three Piece Combo's self-titled debut CD:

"Serene guitar work not unlike David Gilmour on top of bizarre bass and fierce drums. The naive and innocent should avoid this at all costs." - Wendy Swisher - Soywobble Monthly

Okay.. okay.. this isn't a real quote. But ever see a band's press kit containing a dozen of these such micro-reviews? A half dozen adjectives mixed with a few incongruous references cannot possibly convey a worthwhile description of such an abstract medium. So why not cut out the middleman and write a PHP script which more or less generates the same thing?

Would you like another meaningless and randomly generated quote?

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