Hear what the critics are saying about
Three Piece Combo's self-titled debut CD:
"Yes meets Slayer. It tainted me for life." - Eddie Leonard - Crudstupid Monthly
Okay.. okay.. this isn't a real quote.
But ever see a band's press kit containing a dozen of these such micro-reviews?
A half dozen adjectives mixed with a few incongruous references
cannot possibly convey a worthwhile description of such an abstract medium.
So why not cut out the middleman and write a PHP script
which more or less generates the same thing?
Would you like another meaningless and randomly generated quote?